Future of "Western Technology" dialog ... warning long winded
Title: The Circular Firing Line of Innovation
Characters:
- ALEX: A stressed Western tech executive.
- LIU: A representative from Chinese Tech Giant A.
- ZHANG: A representative from Chinese Tech Giant B.
[SCENE START]
(INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY)
ALEX sits at a massive table, rubbing his temples. A sleek, glowing smartphone sits in front of him.
ALEX
(To himself)
We spent five years and three billion dollars developing this AI-powered toaster. We are going to dominate the market.
(Doors fly open. LIU walks in, holding a device that looks like a glowing crystal ball.)
LIU
Too late, Alex! My company just launched the Quantum-Toaster 9000. It doesn't just toast bread; it predicts
when you’ll want toast and holographically projects your morning news onto the butter. And it costs four dollars.
ALEX
(Gasping)
Four dollars?! That undercuts our manufacturing costs by 200%! You’re destroying Western tech!
(Doors fly open again. ZHANG sprints in, out of breath, holding a tiny metallic cube.)
ZHANG
Hold your horses, Liu! My company just acquired Liu’s supply chain
and launched the Sub-Atomic Toast-Photon. It bakes bread at the speed of light, feeds your dog via algorithm, and we pay the customer fifty cents to take one.
LIU
(Slamming table)
Zhang! You copied our holographic butter interface! We announced that four minutes ago!
ZHANG
Four minutes is ancient history, Liu! We already updated the firmware three times while I was walking down the hallway.
ALEX
Wait... so you two aren't even trying to beat
me anymore?
LIU & ZHANG
(Simultaneously, without looking at Alex)
Who are you?
LIU
(To Zhang)
Oh, you think you’re fast? We just open-sourced your entire corporate database and turned your factory into a automated smoothie stand.
ZHANG
Jokes on you, we already bought that smoothie stand and leveraged it to buy your parent company. Look at your phone!
LIU
(Checks phone, gasps)
My ringtone is your corporate anthem! How did you do this?!
ALEX
(Interjecting)
Guys, please! What about the global tech ecosystem? What about fair competition?
ZHANG
(Pats Alex on the shoulder)
Don't worry, Western friend. We will let you buy the movie rights to our corporate warfare.
LIU
Too late, my company just released the movie. It’s already streaming in Zhang's brain.
[SCENE END]