If you don't have access to really cool and exciting mountain bike trails, just buy a really awful bike !
Riding something like this on almost any terrain gives the same adrenaline rush as any world cup downhill course.
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As far as I can tell this model comes with a "blinder" .. it looks like a mirror, but is too small and useless to see anything other than an aircraft carrier behind you - and if that's happening, you have other things to worry about.
I think the blinder can be adjusted to reflect the sun into the eyes of on coming drivers who are going to fast. Though with these handlebars, that's probably not a good idea as you'll have no idea what side of the road you'll be on when the car passes.
It has many other advantages over our normal bike choices. Whilst it comes with a bell, everything on the bike rattles so much that people can hear you approach from several miles away. It has handy storage for spare underwear and for the copious amounts of alcohol you'd need to consume in order to find the courage to get back on it to ride home.
One other huge advantage from a promotional point of view, this is the first bike where you don't think the Purion display looks ugly - because everything else is just so much more horrible !