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Always had a way with the burds innit !

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dobbyhasfriends said:
flew into the house and settled there.. he probably remembers all the grubs he's had from me while im digging the garden :D
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I'd never realised your leprosy was that bad..

I have several around me when I do things outside, but none have ever landed on me ..

I had "colin" as I called him years ago .. had a broken wing from a car accident. Fed him steak and mice until he could fly again then he went to an owl sanctuary to be re-rehabilitated into the wild. Used to bring him outside for some sunshine when possible. But never had a bird rest on me (or sh1t on me as bambam will probably add .... as a positive ...)

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Zimmerframe said:
I'd never realised your leprosy was that bad..

I have several around me when I do things outside, but none have ever landed on me ..

I had "colin" as I called him years ago .. had a broken wing from a car accident. Fed him steak and mice until he could fly again then he went to an owl sanctuary to be re-rehabilitated into the wild. Used to bring him outside for some sunshine when possible. But never had a bird rest on me (or sh1t on me as bambam will probably add .... as a positive ...)

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that is awesome, I love owls they are 'interesting'
 
Zimmerframe said:
I'd never realised your leprosy was that bad..

I have several around me when I do things outside, but none have ever landed on me ..

I had "colin" as I called him years ago .. had a broken wing from a car accident. Fed him steak and mice until he could fly again then he went to an owl sanctuary to be re-rehabilitated into the wild. Used to bring him outside for some sunshine when possible. But never had a bird rest on me (or sh1t on me as bambam will probably add .... as a positive ...)

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Ungrateful bastard. You nurse him back to health and then he tries to nick your drill.
 
Akiwi said:
I love owls too. One scared the Sh.t out of me the other night. I was riding along a trail at night alone, and one flew over me about 1 m overhead. Nearly had to change the undies! They are absolutely silent!
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I nearly hit one in the van a while back, floated across the road like a ghost.
I come across a lot of them out hunting when I am also out hunting, the guy I used to hunt with was scared shitless of owls because one attacked his uncle by landing on his head and filling him in :D :D - I suspect the uncle was too close to a nest
 
dobbyhasfriends said:
that was some time ago, im now steaming onwards to 52 😜
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I hit it today ... I don't want to worry anyone, but 52 is the one which hits the worst ... this was me yesterday .

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But then I woke up like this today ..

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So hold off buying yourself any new gear until after your birthday ....
 
dave_uk said:
52! What a nipper. No wonder you ride so well and make it look easy.

Mind you since about 50 I've noticed I don't bounce as well as I used to when I fall off 🥴
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I dare not fall off it will cost me too dearly (self employed) and TBH, im a bit too cavalier about the whole riding thing and soon I gotta stop trying to keep up with the young'uns
 
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