steve_sordy
Wedding Crasher
You might be a mountain biker if ...
.. choosing to buy flowers for your wife/girlfriend or upgrading your bike is a moral dilemma.
.. in college you thought Spring Break was a suspension failure.
.. you are on first name terms with the people at the local bike shop
.. you know what faux bar suspension is.
.. you bought your partner a new bike video for their birthday.
.. you know who is the star of ”The Ridge”.
.. you know what UST, BB and QR stand for.
.. you look out the car window to see whether what you see is rideable.
.. you have at least one component from every bike you have ever owned.
.. you have more friends you ride with than in real life.
.. you know the difference between Stack and Reach.
.. you look forward to Christmas so you can buy new bike stuff.
.. you buy the “trail bike of the year” and still have to change it.
.. you spent more on your wheelset than you did on your wife’s wedding ring.
.. you like the idea of a gravel bike but are unlikely to ever buy one.
.. you think that normal people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
.. you window shop at the LBS.
...your bikes cost more than your car.
.. your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do on your bike.
.. you can tell your tyre pressures are right/wrong by riding 50 yards, or less!
.. you believe that n=n+1 is a rule for life.
.. choosing to buy flowers for your wife/girlfriend or upgrading your bike is a moral dilemma.
.. in college you thought Spring Break was a suspension failure.
.. you are on first name terms with the people at the local bike shop
.. you know what faux bar suspension is.
.. you bought your partner a new bike video for their birthday.
.. you know who is the star of ”The Ridge”.
.. you know what UST, BB and QR stand for.
.. you look out the car window to see whether what you see is rideable.
.. you have at least one component from every bike you have ever owned.
.. you have more friends you ride with than in real life.
.. you know the difference between Stack and Reach.
.. you look forward to Christmas so you can buy new bike stuff.
.. you buy the “trail bike of the year” and still have to change it.
.. you spent more on your wheelset than you did on your wife’s wedding ring.
.. you like the idea of a gravel bike but are unlikely to ever buy one.
.. you think that normal people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
.. you window shop at the LBS.
...your bikes cost more than your car.
.. your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do on your bike.
.. you can tell your tyre pressures are right/wrong by riding 50 yards, or less!
.. you believe that n=n+1 is a rule for life.