Been looking forward to this one. Thanks santa!
Now I can get on updating this one Trail Maintenance
Now I can get on updating this one Trail Maintenance
What did you get from Santa?
- Thread starter Rob Rides EMTB
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Plummet
Flash Git
A worthy tool the big boy. Ive cut down some girthy stuff with the big boy.
Tyre pressure is so important, but I needed a fast and efficient way to check it and adjust, as well as carry a puncture repair inflator. Santa came to the rescue.
Yeah, some trail tools would be nice because those break all the time.
But most of all I look forward to the yearly Sports Illustrated Calendar to hang in the bike cave.
I can’t wait for the 2026 issue. (I hope)
But most of all I look forward to the yearly Sports Illustrated Calendar to hang in the bike cave.
I can’t wait for the 2026 issue. (I hope)
Thank you Santa 
I’m good for another year
I’m good for another year
Did you buy that for yourself?
TheSnowShark
Well-known member
Please enlighton us as to which sports those two young ladies represent.
TheSnowShark
Well-known member
Mountain bike in bedroom 
Every sport you can imagine.
A Fox Defend "Elevated" shirt in red and black to match my bike. A pair of Muc-Off waterproof socks (my current Sealskinz have not only shrunk, but the lining comes out when I take them off). But most importantly...
Not even the slightest of frowns from my wife when I mentioned that I was looking a buying at new bike in the Spring.
Not even the slightest of frowns from my wife when I mentioned that I was looking a buying at new bike in the Spring.
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monkeynuts
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To help you empty your sack every day
Rockhopper70
Active member
A very swish set of OneUp V2 carbon handlebars in 760mm/20mm rise. Very funky looking and by coincidence, the stealth “One” on the bars, sort of ties in with the “On” printed on the stem*! For when I’m “on one”
*its going on a canyon NeuronOn:Fly**
**which is very stealth, mainly all black except the decals on the Pike fork, which are chrome. And they do OneUp handlebar decals in chrome…..tempted, but it’s potentially a slippery slope and you can ruin a bike with too much bling.
*its going on a canyon NeuronOn:Fly**
**which is very stealth, mainly all black except the decals on the Pike fork, which are chrome. And they do OneUp handlebar decals in chrome…..tempted, but it’s potentially a slippery slope and you can ruin a bike with too much bling.
Rockhopper70
Active member
I’d need a range extenderEvery sport you can imagine.
I got one of them at the beginning of 2024 - with a specific task in mind. Storm damage to a trail that I frequented… and the alternate route wasn’t very bike friendly.
Took me 3 different visits to do this one and another smaller tree… but it still looks the same almost 2 years later!
How can you ruin a bike with too much "stealth"? Who would notice?
I once stealthed out a Norco Sight 1. I even had pukka Fox "stealth graphics on the shock and forks. They were satin black on black and you could only tell if you looked at just the right angle. I was on target to do similar with the rim graphics when I sold the bike.
Of course to be really stealthy, I should have had no graphics at all, just a protective film.
A prostitute's favourite client is said to be Santa Claus.
He only comes once per year, but when he does he empties his sack and fills her stockings!
Have an excellent New Year!
A few years ago I purchased the ultimate stealth EMTB. It was completely covered with “invisible” paint. I’m still looking for it …somewhere in my bike cave I hope.How can you ruin a bike with too much "stealth"? Who would notice?
This is actually the first year I didn’t get anything “bike” related at all. I’m planning to buy a new bike this spring, just waiting to see what new options will be available by the time I’m ready to pull the trigger.
I got a bunch of new coffee gear though, including a Comandante X25 hand grinder for when I’m out camping as taking pre-ground beans was a pain in the ass.
I got a bunch of new coffee gear though, including a Comandante X25 hand grinder for when I’m out camping as taking pre-ground beans was a pain in the ass.
Rockhopper70
Active member
I said too much bling.… having a good Boxing Day?How can you ruin a bike with too much "stealth"? Who would notice?
I once stealthed out a Norco Sight 1. I even had pukka Fox "stealth graphics on the shock and forks. They were satin black on black and you could only tell if you looked at just the right angle. I was on target to do similar with the rim graphics when I sold the bike.
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Of course to be really stealthy, I should have had no graphics at all, just a protective film.
My daughter would probably call that a “dad-joke”…I hear that a lot from her.A prostitute's favourite client is said to be Santa Claus.
He only comes once per year, but when he does he empties his sack and fills her stockings!
Pauliemon
Active member
I wanted a new (or used) Levo SL, I got,...
My daughters are 46 and 48 and well-balanced, but I would never tell them that joke. It's my problem, not theirs.My daughter would probably call that a “dad-joke”…I hear that a lot from her.
Pauliemon
Active member
A buddy text me to tell me what his daughters got him for Christmas. They are flying him and their mom to Vegas to see the Eagles. My comment was, "you bitch!".
Break his leg and offer to go in his place! 
Fox Ranger pants, Ranger shorts, and a couple Troy Lee long sleeve jerseys. Needed something more than shorts and short sleeves since I’ve begun pre-dawn rides before work and it’s chilly here (metro-Phoenix, Arizona) before the sun comes up this time of year.
Post-Boxing-Day and the recycling truck is about to arrive. Was a great Xmas but now I have 4-5 times more recycling than usual. (Envelopes, wrapping paper, cardboard, aluminum cans etc.).
Can’t wait for next Xmas
Can’t wait for next Xmas
Are you selling last year's calendar or are the pages stuck together?Post-Boxing-Day and the recycling truck is about to arrive. Was a great Xmas but now I have 4-5 times more recycling than usual. (Envelopes, wrapping paper, cardboard, aluminum cans etc.).
Can’t wait for next Xmas
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