I never imagined that you’d be into 1980s drag cosplay dress ups
You didn't ???? Where have I been going wrong ?
If it helps ...
Magnum Mondays, Hawaiian shirt, stick on tash, old faded jeans. knackered white trainers, only use the red wheel barrow, run away form the dog. Spend the day trying to locate the things I mislaid over the weekend.
Macgyver DIY Tuesdays, Bodge anything which needs fixing which you really can't be arsed doing properly.
Wonder Woman Wednesdays. Grandma's old blue mahoosive knickers, old red wife beater, 2 coconut shells, old 10 meter yellow cat 5 cable. Make everything right which I fecked up on Tuesday.
T.J Hooker Thursdays. Normally hide inside, once I find myself looking like Heather Locklear I honestly struggle to drag myself away from myself ..
Fraggle Rock Fridays. Really get to let my hair down and glam it up on Fridays and guaranteed to standout and always get served at the bar.
Airwolf Mowing Saturdays. Flight suit on, hair slicked back. Inflatable Borgnine stuffed on grass collector ... How fast can you go !
St-Elsewhere Sundays. Spend much of the day patching myself up after a Sunday morning ride.