This is what comes from the wise people of Forums - Inspiration ..
After taking the dog for a morning winter play, I braved the river track thinking the flood water had receded .. It had ... but no where near as much as I'd thought. This was the fourth "dunk" section. I thought they were all going to be about 15cm deep .. they were all 40-50cm's deep... I was too deep and too committed to do anything about it once I was in .. and wet .. and cold .. You know you've really fecked up when you're loosing sight of your water bottle and when you finally stop, you're pulling floating river crap out of your top suspension mounts
This happened last winter along side a canal - I had the sense then to jump off and lift the bike out and carry it ... today I had no sense - I blame the cold
So having spent most of the day stripping and drying - and the bike .. (I couldn't untie my laces as they'd frozen solid

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That's the dog in the distance refusing to come through - he knew better and found ways round the other sections.
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So the inspiration .. well, thanks to
@apac I was inspired to check in the cellar and found a bottle of Pale Ale .. it's probably 1000 years old so might be crap - but either way, at least I can drown my sorrows of stupidity safe in the knowledge that at no point will any visual imagery of apac having sex pop into my mind !

? Cheers !