No, your not a fat bastard

This is the exact same problem I was having as well as sharp shail rock punctures but ONLY on the rear tyre.
Resolved it by fitting a more robust rear tyre with my tubeless set up on both bikes and added more air. Not had a puncture in well over two years now
On one of my Levo’s I fitted a 2.35 Magic Mary SG (Super Gravity) casing on the rear and on the other Levo I went mullet on the rear and fitted a 27.5 Eddy Current 2.8 which also has an SG casing. Both running 28psi. Both have Stans Race Sealant.
At least it is another option for you and as you know, we are riding on the same terrain in sunny Wales
For me personally, inserts are not needed. If you want to go up another level re tyre protection get the DH version it has an even thicker casing.