I have found a song about you:Bugger that ..according to the DNA test my pops had done Im almost pure Viking baby ..
Pass me my hammer wench ..Im off to catch some breakfast ..and I wont be having it with pasta ...
The Biking Viking (Song)
SlackerDan the Internet Slacker
Nov 5, 2023
Well I’m a Viking
And I go biking
It’s to my liking
It’s quite striking
When people see me
They want to be me
’Cause I’m a Viking
And I like biking!
You say try hiking
Or maybe climbing
Do some hang-gliding
Try my hand at sniping
All the girls tell me
They want to bike with me
’Cause I’m a Viking
And I like biking!
(Chorus)
Mighty Thor’s lightning!
From the skies its striking!
There’s a Bigfoot sighting!
Now it’s time to go biking!
Set sail on the ocean blue,
Ride our bikes with a shark or two.
Give a lift to a big dolphin!
Biking Viking will always win!
I do swole lifting,
Arnold’s my King,
And I get psyching
With the weights I’m pumping,
But don’t try telling me,
It’s my only glee
’Cause I’m a Viking
And I like biking!