Don’t believe it

[Hobo Mikey]

All year I have been a good boy, not fallen off my bike to much, not come home muddy and got mud everywhere, I have even given up bike rides to go for a walk with the wife. Well I did once. Ate all my greens.
And this morning is Xmas day, I get up early and what’s there waiting for me. F**k all after all the hints and a letter to Santa I wanted a Whyte E180 RSX.
That’s it I don’t believe in him anymore.

 

[E-MAD MALC]

Well merry xmas anyway
Your not the only one with a bike presant less day
Roll on the food and drink

 

[Zimmerframe]

All year I have been a good boy, not fallen off my bike to much, not come home muddy and got mud everywhere, I have even given up bike rides to go for a walk with the wife. Well I did once. Ate all my greens.
And this morning is Xmas day, I get up early and what’s there waiting for me. F**k all after all the hints and a letter to Santa I wanted a Whyte E180 RSX.
That’s it I don’t believe in him anymore.

You're not thinking this through. You should spend the day relentlessly thanking her and showing your gratitude.

After all you've done, she's obviously ordered one. But with supply chain delays, it won't be here until next Xmas !

Remember, don't piss her off, she could still cancel it.

 

[E-MAD MALC]

You're not thinking this through. You should spend the day relentlessly thanking her and showing your gratitude.

After all you've done, she's obviously ordered one. But with supply chain delays, it won't be here until next Xmas !

Remember, don't piss her off, she could still cancel it.

Um your right didn't
I was being so selfish
I'll rumage thru the bank statments see if i can see any large sums removed for bike purposes
Nice one

 

[RustyMTB]

Old haulage gag: Santa's not coming this year, I've undercut him.

 

[EMTBSEAN]

It’s not too late mate, she might be planning another present for you later

 

[Mikerb]

Buy it yourself and wrap it with a fake card from your wife. I don't know.....youngster's! How old do you need to be to know you have to buy your own Xmas present unless you really like socks.

 

[Nicho]

I get up early and what’s there waiting for me. F**k all after all the hints and a letter to Santa I wanted a Whyte E180 RSX.

You obviously don't realise that Santa never brings presents for naughty boys who use naughty words like "F**K"!

 

[Barbara_Reed]

I just bought what I wanted and gave it to myself.

 

[Expidia]

Old haulage gag: Santa's not coming this year, I've undercut him.

I saw a post on Twitter that said to save some money on xmas gifts this season . . . just tell your kids you have some bad news . . . "Sadly, Santa didn't make it through the Covid" .

 

[steve_sordy]

Old haulage gag: Santa's not coming this year, I've undercut him.

Old prostitute's gag:
Santa Claus is my favourite lover; he only comes once per year, but when he does he fills my stockings!

 

[Manc44]

Santa only believes in DIY kits.