Sooooo... finally got my Stilus today (ordered the 6th) !!! And it's the correct size, hahaha!
They didn't lose the bike, but for some reason (and the guys in the shop had no idea why) it took 7 days to get there from the day the bike was said to be shipped on the website. I know Glasgow isn't as close as Coventry, but come on, it's not Stornoway either!
Considering how long it took I'm wondering if the bikes still come from the Northampton warehouse, or if they changed something in their processes to cope with demand here...
-> So anyway, for those who where hoping to get their bike early like it happened a couple weeks ago (and I know that you, Johnny, are specifically hoping it won't be too long now...

), be aware it might take longer this time.
The guys at the shop also confirmed to me they've been kind of abandoned, left to themselves to deal with the lack of stock, AND LACK OF COMMUNICATION.
They don't have a better access to customer support than we do, and can't see more that what we see about online orders. It's a shame really, they deplore it too but clearly can't do anything. However, as usual, top service from them, at least I didn't lose my faith in the staff in Decathlon shops.
Didn't have the time to go for a ride on it, but the bike is in great shape (a couple air bubbles in the paint job, small ones really, and that's it), they had changed the brake levers the way I like them to be (i.e. rear brake lever on the right, which works as it's supposed to be with the internal routing as it is when it's delivered), they checked all bolts and torqued to spec when needed 'cause I had mentioned Rob's issues, re-bled the brakes for me, and they even saved me a shock pump they had just received as well because I had been enquiring about it when I discussed the brake levers (saying I didn't want to order online, considering other items had been cancelled and I was really getting annoyed with it).
I can't say it enough, while customer support and online ordering is a massive pain, the guys at the shop are the real deal, great staff!
Only downside is: of all the different saddles this bike came with over the past few weeks, I got the cheapest and thinnest one...
Will be "oot and aboot" riding the bike tomorrow, pretty confident I will love it (the bike, not the saddle).