Has to be a mullet bike. My first emtb was a 29er (also a first). I had to fit a mudguard to the rear to stop mud and stones being anally inserted when descending steeps. I'm 6' 1" so I never thought that would be a problem. My current emtb is a mullet and I have no arse buzz problems.
Dropper: anything but Reverb. Every time I have a bike with a Reverb, the dropper fails just outside the warranty. Every other make (so far!) either fails well within warranty or never fails at all while I own the bike.
160mm front travel. Fox 38 or Rockshox equivalent, I have no preference, but high end either way and with an air spring.
150mm minimum rear travel. FOX Float DPX2 or Rockshox equivalent, same as above.
I have had Shimano motors so far and they havev been flawless, almost noiseless and with a great ride feel. But I do not want another one, unless they come up with a mould-breaking EPX that is highly rated. Otherwise a Bosch gen 5 Performance CX, but not the Race version.
The bike must have five stars when rated in the magazines. I must like the look of it, a lot. I must love the test ride.
Apart from a geometry check (later edit: now done) and the test ride (still to do), it's looking increasingly like the Santa Cruz Vala. But which one, probably the S. I'd also buy the battery extender to go with it.
Ooops, I have just spotted one with £1100 off!! I'm not ready! I must get ready asap to take advantage of last minute deals.
