What did you buy your ebike this week?

[TheSnowShark]

in the UK.. It's the same for rain !!

 

[Stihldog]

in the UK.. It's the same for rain !!

Oh c’mon! Everyone knows our rain is wetter. My wet underwear proves it (20 minutes ago)

 

[EMTBSEAN]

Oh c’mon! Everyone knows our rain is wetter. My wet underwear proves it (20 minutes ago)

You must be having a laugh, everyone knows we wrote the book on rain and how many verities there are on it

 

[Stihldog]

You must be having a laugh, everyone knows we wrote the book on rain and how many verities there are on it

We don’t write books about the rain here …Cause Those Are Wet Too.

 

[The Hodge]

how many verities there are

Is that a Yorkshire word Sean?
I know you all talk with a bloody strange accent down there ...calling folks " ducks" etc..but hadn't realised how bad things had got .

 

[Stihldog]

Is that a Yorkshire word Sean?
I know you all talk with a bloody strange accent down there ...calling folks " ducks" etc..but hadn't realised how bad things had got .

My first thought was …How did we go from discussing volume of H2O to gummy bears? (My favourite candy btw)

I couldn’t find that word, verities, in my thesaurus …it was raining too much, so I opened a package of Verities to satisfy my sugar fix.

 

[The Hodge]

My first thought was …How did we go from discussing volume of H2O to gummy bears? (My favourite candy btw)

I couldn’t find that word, verities, in my thesaurus …it was raining too much, so I opened a package of Verities to satisfy my sugar fix.

Never tried them ..lob one over ..

 

[EMTBSEAN]

Is that a Yorkshire word Sean?
I know you all talk with a bloody strange accent down there ...calling folks " ducks" etc..but hadn't realised how bad things had got .

Nah it’s my sausage fingers and bad grammar pal should have been varieties I’m from London originally so I don’t call people duck besides that I’ve heard that the lingo in your neck of the woods is bit strange too “gooin yem” roughly translated into “going home” what’s that all about

 

[EMTBSEAN]

My first thought was …How did we go from discussing volume of H2O to gummy bears? (My favourite candy btw)

I couldn’t find that word, verities, in my thesaurus …it was raining too much, so I opened a package of Verities to satisfy my sugar fix.

Here’s another one that talks funny “candy”? there called “sweets” mate

 

[EMTBSEAN]

Never tried them ..lob one over ..

I think Haribo sell gummy bears they don’t sell verities though, either wet or dry version’s well at least I don’t think they do

 

[RustyMTB]

Here’s another one that talks funny “candy”? there called “sweets” mate

'They're.'

Oh god, I've turned into one of those grammar tossers

 

[EMTBSEAN]

'They're.'

Oh god, I've turned into one of those grammar tossers

And I have turned into an idiot who cannot spell

 

[Stihldog]

I think this is where the Moderators could step in and start fixing things up…it’s getting messy in here. Unless they’ve been replaced by A.I. (English to English translation could help?)

I’m from London originally so I don’t call people duck

Duck-Tape …good for repairing leaks in the rain gear.
Not on my bike yet but I’ve got 3 different rolls …silver, black and red, from Princess Auto (CDN). Probably the same as your Halfords (EU), and whatever it’s called in the US.

 

[JStrube]

Is that a Yorkshire word Sean?
I know you all talk with a bloody strange accent down there ...calling folks " ducks" etc..but hadn't realised how bad things had got .

Ducks now? When I was in London last summer, all the guys seemed to talk about Birds...

I didn't get out into the country, maybe birds turn into ducks turn into penguins for all I know...

Here, we have Tortas...

 

[Stihldog]

Here, we have Tortas...

Finally …someone who makes sense.
I love those Mexican sandwiches.

 

[The Hodge]

I’ve heard that the lingo in your neck of the woods is bit strange too “gooin yem”

Nah mate ..I think you are mixing me up with those Mackems from Sunderland ..I would never say gooin..
Gannin yem..noo yer talkin bonny lad

 

[EMTBSEAN]

Nah mate ..I think you are mixing me up with those Mackems from Sunderland ..I would never say gooin..
Gannin yem..noo yer talkin bonny lad

Awesome, I love that accent pal

 

[Stihldog]

Lost in translation; Rented a Jeep for the day while vacationing in Mexico. I drove since I was sober and the four of us headed south. Soon I noticed a village sign called “Topes”. …BOOM…The jeep launched into the air and cases of beer flew everywhere. My passengers were not happy. After the cleanup I drove 15 minutes to the next village.

“Hey look”, as I pointed to the sign, “This village is called “Topes” also…weird.

BOOM!, the jeep suddenly launched into the air again.

“Topes” means stop or speed bump …lesson learned.

 

[RustyMTB]

Anyway, back on topic: Boo.

Yay.

 

[EMTBSEAN]

Anyway, back on topic: Boo.

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Yay.

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Spoil sport, just when we we’re all having a laugh as well

 

[RustyMTB]

You'll get a good laugh when I'm in here moaning about trying to get the bead to seat on the rim.

 

[EMTBSEAN]

You'll get a good laugh when I'm in here moaning about trying to get the bead to seat on the rim.

I was going to make a joke about the word rim but it’d be in poor taste

 

[Mcharza]

2.3 Maxxis Exo, is it enough for an e-bike?
Personally, I wouldn't dare to put more than at least Exo+ in the rear.

 

[EMTBSEAN]

In less than 24 hours of placing the order for my new bike stand, it arrived 15 minutes ago, now fully assembled and ready to get covered in good old English mud

 

[Mikerb]

I think this is where the Moderators could step in and start fixing things up…it’s getting messy in here. Unless they’ve been replaced by A.I. (English to English translation could help?)


Duck-Tape …good for repairing leaks in the rain gear.
Not on my bike yet but I’ve got 3 different rolls …silver, black and red, from Princess Auto (CDN). Probably the same as your Halfords (EU), and whatever it’s called in the US.

are you sure?? Duck Tape is a brand of Duct Tape

 

[Tyjay]

Some more Dfyrs gear. Think Iv qualified for shares in them haha
some more socks have all them now due to free pairs with orders
also bought some of their trousers in August never Wear trousers ever and I mean ever even at work in winter
call me converted after 2 rides so light no weight to them 4 way stretch absoulte quality
first time at glentress early sept on a windless hot day. Yeah glentress hot
Then on Sunday at kielder on a cool damp day but as there Not waterproof but DWR me arse was wet and me skiddies aswell
So does anyone know of waterproof short liners or waterproof bib shorts without busting the bank

also sized upto XXl but there way to big on the grey second pair XL fit perfect not sure why I sized up
back they go

 

[Arminius]

…….
I don’t rip or tear my gear that much …but it gets dirty. Most of the time it magically cleans itself overnight …how?

Lucky you that they have come to your place after being driven away by a nosy woman and had never been seen again so we have to do all work ourselves! The Heinzelmännchen (German pronunciation: [ˈhaɪntsl̩ˌmɛnçɛn] ⓘ) are a helpful household spirits or kobolds associated with the city of Cologne in Germany, akin to brownies of Scotland.

If you want to keep them make sure your wife stays in bed overnight.

 

[Stihldog]

are you sure?? Duck Tape is a brand of Duct Tape

If I’m repairing a tear in my rain gear …I use Duck Tape. If I’m installing central heating ducts…I use Duct Tape.

Apparently it’s useful if you have trouble on the way to the moon.

 

[The Hodge]

If I’m repairing a tear in my rain gear …I use Duck Tape. If I’m installing central heating ducts…I use Duct Tape.

Apparently it’s useful if you have trouble on the way to the moon.

Duck Tape ..that's so yesterday man !
Gorilla tape is where it's at for men with hairy chests ..

 

[Stihldog]

Duck Tape ..that's so yesterday man !
Gorilla tape is where it's at for men with hairy chests ..

Duct tape will remove hair from your chest just as good as Gorilla tape …me thinks? My problem is nose hair .(pro tip…don’t use fire ).