I will clearly state before I begin that I was a former hypocritical shit heel. I really really disliked eBikes. I was always polite to eBike riders, I kept my opinion to myself, but secretly I thought the eBike riders were lazy ass cheaters who did not earn the ride back down. Of course, this was all based on complete utter stupidity and severe lack of understanding on how Class 1 eBikes operate. Why let knowledge and truth stand in the way of blissful dumbass ignorance.
In 2019, I had my accident and completely destroyed my right ankle. I couldn't walk for 18 months. In April of this year, I finally got back on my bike. It was like starting over. My cardio was shot. I'd gained weight. I had absolutely no upper body muscle and my legs looked like baseball bats. I was vomiting on the climbs and couldn't keep up with my friends. One day as I struggled up a climb, several eBike riders passed me. They were talking about sports and laughing as the rode along. They were having fun, I wasn't. I envied them. Screw it....I threw in the towel and decided right there I was going to travel over to the "Darkside of the Force".
I took an Orbea Rise for a spin at my local bike shop. I now sort of imagine how a heroin addict must feel the first time they tried Heroin, although my drug of choice was an eBike. As I pedaled around the parking lot, it felt like the hand of an angel was pushing me on the back. The clouds opened up and warm sunshine fell upon my face. The world was good, and my legs felt like they were 20 years old again. What the hell had I been thinking....eBikes are a good thing.
When I took my Rise out on the trail for the first time, I got an awesome workout and I was able to keep my heartrate below 300 bpm. I could ride with my friends again. I now realize, you can have an incredibly hard ride on an eBike, or an easy ride, it depends on how hard the rider wants to push it. Some days, I don't turn on my bike for the first few miles, I ride in Eco mode and I sweat my ass off. Other days, I use the hell out of Boost. My legs have gotten much stronger, I love riding bikes again. My friends laughingly like to remind me of my former "eBikes suck" stance. I say everybody deserves a second chance at redemption.
I now like to spend my time writing letters to my local politicians, land managers, Parks and Recreation and the National Forestry Service which ban eBike access to trails and Rage Against the Machine. I am fascinated by the many utterly ridiculous and false assumptions used by land managers to ban eBike access to trails. I dislike being a second class citizen. Move over Rosa Parks, I'm sitting beside you. The fight is on, write letters and become involved.
Here are three of my favorite posters from the United States Forestry Service on eBike trail access.
This one is priceless. I wonder if they considered people with disabilities when they said "Do the Leg Work." I seriously want to choke the living sh** out of whomever made this poster.
Here's another gem...I know when I ride, I like to ride happily alongside my dirt bike riding buddies.
I love the old school 12" wide, 50 degree rise handlebar, 120mm stem in this poster. Unfortunately, my eBike motor doesn't go "Vroom Vroom", nor does the forest blur past from the speed of my eBike. I should like that.....