Joke...

[Tonybro]

Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Hey mate, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife..

Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?
'
'Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.

'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."

She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff

 

[Stihldog]

While on holiday a Canuck hirer’s a “Lady -Of-The-Evening “ and returns to his motel room with her. She sits on the edge of the bed and he stands close by.

“Remove your socks” she says. He reluctantly does so and she gasps. “Oh My Gawd…what happened to your toes?”

“Toe-lio” he says.…”happened a long time ago “.

“Do you mean Polio?” She asks.
“No. Toe-lio, it only affects your toes”.
She shruggs and says,” ok, fine. Drop your pants “

“Oh my gawd …what happened to your knees?”
“Kneasels” he says.
“ Don’t you mean Measels?”
“No…Kneasels. It happened a long time ago “ he explains.

“Ok fine…just take off your underwear”.
He does and then faces her.
“Oh MY GAWD”…she gasps again. “Wait…you’ve got Small-Cox.