So where is this going to go ..?..?

[The Hodge]

 

[The Hodge]

Ahem ..I should say that it fits onto the bike ( before I get another post deleted )

 

[Zimmerframe]

I was going to say that I was very concerned about your post covid stool samples ..

 

[The Hodge]

Its a make up sponge ...not mine..gifted from the missus..?

 

[Zimmerframe]

Are you sure ? it looks to me like you just guinness book of records the worlds fastest man egg !

 

[The Hodge]

I also hold that record ..but no..that's another topic for a different thread ..

 

[Zimmerframe]

Stylish hippy fest ceramic valve cover ?

Emergency mid ride clag on remover ?

Anti-scrotum bar riser addition.

ear plug ? I said ear plug ...

One of a pair of pixie forest bar ends ?

Safety saddle ?

Lord of the rings pedal set ?

Ride in circles hub set.

Chalk tree marker so you can find your way home ?

ok .... I dunno ..

 

[billwarwick]

If you’re not going out into your private forest today, you need to sand that table down and get a coat of something on it!

 

[The Hodge]

If you’re not going out into your private forest today, you need to sand that table down and get a coat of something on it!

No way Bill ..its the countryfide rustic look ..varnish would just be too urban ..

 

[The Hodge]

Its for yer bikes orifice ..applied and removed in seconds ..dries out in minutes ..and stops all the nasties going up yer hole ..?

 

[Zimmerframe]

No way Bill ..its the countryfide rustic look ..varnish would just be to urban ..

I think I'd slap some oil on it .. even if it's only a dab of olive oil .. or olive oil mixed with white vinegar if you want to be posh.

You seem to be avoiding telling us more about your new ceramic CVT transmission !

 

[Zimmerframe]

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Its for yer bikes orifice ..applied and removed in seconds ..dries out in minutes ..and stops all the nasties going up yer hole ..?

Looks like you now have matching nasty mushroom growths ...

 

[The Hodge]

Looks like you now have matching nasty mushroom growths ...

I did like some of your suggestions though ..food for thought ! ??

 

[R120]

Ahh the old steerer suppository

 

[The Hodge]

Ahh the old steerer suppository

Not quite ..it stops the shit ...?

 

[steve_sordy]

I used a rubber ferrule that fishermen use to protect the ends of their fibreglass rods during transit. That was on a 2013 Norco Sight.
For my Focus Jam2 I am using the cap from a large size pack of Smarties. It has several advantages: Firstly, its blue and matched my bike. Secondly it is a flip top lid, so I can open it whenever I want to ventilate the head tube if I deem it necessary. The cap is a perfect fit, tight enough to require a firm push to install, it required no adhesive, stays there during a ride and yet is easily removable.

 

[The Hodge]

I used a rubber ferrule that fishermen use to protect the ends of their fibreglass rods during transit. That was on a 2013 Norco Sight.
For my Focus Jam2 I am using the cap from a large size pack of Smarties. It has several advantages: Firstly, its blue and matched my bike. Secondly it is a flip top lid, so I can open it whenever I want to ventilate the head tube if I deem it necessary. The cap is a perfect fit, tight enough to require a firm push to install, it required no adhesive, stays there during a ride and yet is easily removable.

Ingenious ..the only downside I can see is that I would want to break that plastic lid after every ride so that I could buy a new tube of smarties to eat ..thereby replacing the calories I had worked so hard to get rid of on the ride ..?

 

[steve_sordy]

Ingenious ..the only downside I can see is that I would want to break that plastic lid after every ride so that I could buy a new tube of smarties to eat ..thereby replacing the calories I had worked so hard to get rid of on the ride ..?

You could always keep some Smarties inside the head tube as your covert cache of colour coded calories.

 

[Stihldog]

So it has multiple uses…I like it. Should I see /talk to the wife about this?

 

[The Hodge]

So it has multiple uses…I like it. Should I see /talk to the wife about this?

Only if you are prepared to replace the current one ( sponge ..not wife ! )

 

[Waynemarlow]

Used to ski bike with a guy who had machined a " whisky " bottle that fitted inside his steerer tube for having wee drams on the way up the lift. Great use of a spare orifice.

 

[Mikerb]

I always cover that hole with a spare bit of Invisiframe......seems to stay put!!

 

[RsGaz]

Used to ski bike with a guy who had machined a " whisky " bottle that fitted inside his steerer tube for having wee drams on the way up the lift. Great use of a spare orifice.

Now that is an idea, would have to be sloe gin though, especially this time of year, might look into that if my bike ever turns up?

 

[The Hodge]

Do like a Sloe Gin ..but going through 2L of home made Damson Gin at the moment at a fairly rapid pace

 

[Nicho]

I was going to say that I was very concerned about your post covid stool samples ..

It's worse than you thought Zimmer............ that is one of his pre-covid stools.

 

[Tui]

Why 're invent the wheel. Wouldn't one of these do the job and not scratch your paintwork.?

 

[The Hodge]

Give it a try and let me know ..but you seem to have missed the point ..Im not trying to protect any paintwork ..

 

[>moto<]

You know bikes aren't made like they used to be when the paint is scratched by a makeup sponge

Hodge - tell your wife that shade of foundation is divine.

 

[The Hodge]

You know bikes aren't made like they used to be when the paint is scratched by a makeup sponge

Hodge - tell your wife that shade of foundation is divine.

What are you going on about ..?
Its got fuck all to do with paintwork being scratched ..if you are going to comment at least read what the thread is about..
Do you use the same shade ?

 

[billwarwick]

What are you going on about ..?
Its got fuck all to do with paintwork being scratched ..if you are going to comment at least read what the thread is about..
Do you use the same shade ?

Ooooo , someone got out of bed on the wrong side this morning. Maybe have a day in your forest and hug a few trees?